Hoptometrist Mens T-Shirt

I go to the optometrist to improve my eyesight; however, we have noticed that a lot of our friends have improved their view of the world, and politics at our Friday night catch-up over a few craft beers.  It seemed obvious that there was a whole new category of an eye specialist, The Hoptometrist.  That wonderful person who improves their view on every topic with the help of a few quiet ales.